furry_hamburger_porn

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furry_hamburger_porn198 karma

Does it have a snooze button? And if so, how long is said snooze?

furry_hamburger_porn46 karma

When you put on your pants in the morning, do you do it like the rest of us, but yours make platinum records?

furry_hamburger_porn35 karma

I met one of your mechanics in Seattle once and he told us tales of the Gua birds. Do you guys still prank newcomer in the cafeteria with the "walk between buildings with a plate of food"?

furry_hamburger_porn21 karma

Ah, thanks for the clarification. He said they'd get someone to walk outside with their meal and while one bird would distract, another would swoop in and dump their food all over the ground. Crafty little bastards!

furry_hamburger_porn18 karma

So is causing a heart attack considered a feature or a bug in your line of work?