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fungah76 karma

Would you rather have a pet unicorn or a pet hippogryph?

The unicorn constantly exudes a vibrant stream of rainbows, but it shits three times its body weight every day. The unicorn is very intelligent, and can talk, but all it talks about or wants to do is eat grass. It is also very lazy. It also smells terrible. The unicorn is very high maintenance, and will engage in self harming behaviour if left alone too long. But it is very pretty. You can ride the unicorn while it amble along and eats grass. The unicorn enjoys this.

The hippogryph can fly, and smells pretty good, but is dumb as fuck and cannot be easily trained. The hippogryph likes to play fetch and wrestle. The hippogryph barely ever shits, and requires minimal care, but loves to smash things for fun. The hippogryph loves playing with you but it will eat your face if you try to ride it.

fungah70 karma

Common misconception.

What actually happened is that in 1998 the undertaker threw mankind off Hell in a cell, who then fell 16 feet through the announcer's table.

fungah20 karma

They literally cited the Duluth model in a post above. Smells like isn't the right term.

fungah1 karma

Does it hurt when people sit on you?

fungah1 karma

Have you used Google lately to find anything that's remotely specific?

Or duckduckgo. Or Bing. Or you com. Or startpage. Or yahoo.

Search is BROKEN. It terrifies me. What good is having access to knowesge if you can't find it because you can only see pages of results that have nothing to do with your search query?