fulfilledprophesy

Men care how you look. Women care how you make them feel.

... this does not help me as a funny, ugly woman

Is there a secret code that we can press to make it change faster?

Bash - bash - bash - pause 5 seconds - bash - bash bash - bash bash bash.

If not, can we implement one?

I'm a woman, and this language made me squirt. Boys - take him away!

All I know is that whatever it is, it's not going to come out of these silk sheets.

They should really give you time to compile that list.