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fruitspam251 karma

because brian stops being a pussy and bleeds out of his hands like jesus the kids want.

fruitspam181 karma

buffalo is a fantastic town and has been great to me as a new goalie in the sport of hockey in which i excel. my nuts smell.

i was in the olympics? FUCK YEAH!!! I AM AWESOME.

fruitspam148 karma

the back half of "come downstairs" still gets me. really proud of "that's no way to get to heaven" and "stay with me jesus' too. "satellite" holds up for me.

fruitspam106 karma

honestly, brian brought a pair of congas to college and we had acoustic guitars. we were freshman and didn't have room for a drumset. plus he didn't even know how to use sticks.
TL;DR: we were dumb

fruitspam104 karma

i such a shit memory but i love this idea. you gotta remind me or something.