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frogger25041137 karma

I don't know what that means, but I do like porn, and I do like money, so I'm happy for you.

frogger2504337 karma

I imagine a whole brain would be easier. Just scoop that shit up with a dustpan.

frogger2504306 karma

"It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends." Possibly the saddest line from any movie.

Edit: So this is now my highest rated comment...

frogger2504300 karma

This is what you get from having too much unprotected phone sex, right?

frogger2504146 karma

I think he's havin a laugh.