freelikegnu

How are the vague and inconclusive results from these expensive ($199 and up) tests more entertaining than going to a psychic $10-50, reading the horoscope (free), or a fortune cookie (meal purchase may be required)?

Thank you for your reply, but how is it more entertaining? Is it in the waiting for weeks, official looking documents? I'm not expecting science from any of these:

A fortune cookie tells me "You may be related to Genghis Khan" and gives me some lucky lottery numbers (which I might sell to someone who plays the lottery)

Does a genetic test tell you: "You are [not] related to Genghis Khan"?

If so, I might be interested in starting a dating service for those wanting to know if their potential dates are related to Genghis Khan for whatever purpose they fancy.

edit: grammar