freakonaleash31

Five people in a room. All partially naked. Shit was about to go down.

The best part? There was only one guy.

No haha. Which is surprising now that I think about it... I'm quite studly.

There's hilarity in how serious I take myself. Some people immediately see the siren and go "WOW, WHAT A NERD". No, they're missing the joke. I wanted it to make it sort of a novelty so that people ordered for the experience as well as the contraceptives.

"I'm here to kick ass and sell condoms...

...and I'm all out of condoms."

I slip out and do a superman-esque change in the bathroom where I don "The Helmet" and put on the sunglasses, then I run to make the delivery. I'm like the Clark Kent of condoms.

Yes, I like that.