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franklin_stubbs187 karma

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

franklin_stubbs79 karma

Because reddit is full of neck beards who got bullied and love a story like this.

franklin_stubbs63 karma

Come to r/bicycletouring. We talk about this stuff every day.

franklin_stubbs30 karma

I was incredibly lucky to come out alive.

...groan...

franklin_stubbs21 karma

It's kind of like a par three course in golf. It's so even people who are really bad can still enjoy the game.