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foxden_racing451 karma

They have no scripts, why bother to rehearse?

foxden_racing17 karma

Speaking of jokes, I've got a friend who never did get the 'No sense of humor, see #xx' on the 3E character traits chart joke.

Well played, sir, well played.

foxden_racing12 karma

Who're you kidding. They'd create checkpoint beta to screen people before they'd be allowed to go to the checkpoint alpha. That way, no bad guy can get anything dangerous to checkpoint alpha. Problem solved!

foxden_racing6 karma

Chances are that's just gonna turn into moving the goalposts. Start with fossils A and Z, find find transitional M, 'Nope, still doesn't exist, where's B-L and N-Y, smart guy?' Repeat ad nauseam.

foxden_racing4 karma

It's considered a form of cheating. Casinos being a private business like any other, they can refuse you service [basically throw you out and tell you not to come back].

Since it's not outright fraud [such as slipping extra chips into a bet between 'I have a winning hand' and 'here is your money'], I don't know if they can prosecute or not.