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flume1714 karma

Sometimes I think we get celebrities who do AMAs who obviously have been on reddit before, lurking or hidden behind an anonymous username. See also: Zach Braff, Aaron Paul.

flume168 karma

Do you hear that question a lot?

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flume139 karma

Ultimately I blew it all


on tuition.


flume127 karma

I had a furby once that I took on a road trip from Florida to New York to California. We named him Magellan. Little dude contemplated suicide on the Golden Gate Bridge, dangled over the edge of the Grand Canyon, took a dip in Crater Lake, failed at climbing the St Louis Arch, almost got lost in rubble while helping with tornado relief, lost both eyelashes in a perhaps-not-accidental fire, and rafted the Colorado River in Moab.

Edit: forgot the point of the story: His name was Magellan. At last count he has been to about 30 states.

Edit 2: And actually I still have him. I don't know why I wrote it like I don't anymore.

Edit 3: Pictures! From his better days... Death Valley was kinda rough on him after these were taken http://i.imgur.com/PZZI4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WUz7P.jpg

Edit 4: Apparently I did say that we named him Magellan in the original post. I need to stop waking up at 4:30 in the morning.