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flukz164 karma

Your wife searched for bigfoot for a year, which is relevant to me because I searched for unicorns for almost as long.

In your work with false gurus, did you learn anything from them that informed you to make up this ridiculous "wedge" theory?

flukz99 karma

Did you mean to say that your friends are literally on separate islands?

flukz75 karma

Fuck yeah Emily.

flukz51 karma

Absolutely, and a lot of the time the lookup will already be cached on your ISP headend.

flukz50 karma

I heard Trump supporters are low energy fascist slaves willing to give up their freedom in exchange for using his hair piece as a wubbie to hide under to protect them from Muslims and black people. A lot of smart people are saying this.