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You gotta be fucking kidding me. I lose my luggage in a regular domestic flight and the dude who fucking crashes gets his in a few days.

Maybe you have and you just forgot?

MAGIC

Fahkin Martha mouv yoh shit oar yuh guhnna geyt a gohdam boot in yur arse

"I didn't know I couldn't do that, officer."

My friend (who is female and bisexual) sometimes goes to clubs with her queer circle of friends and says she makes out with a dancer almost every time. Does this happen a lot? I have only been to one club out in Diamond Bar, CA, but I never went in with the goal of making out with a dancer but she seems to make it one of hers.