flargenhargen

For the rest of that girl's life, she's going to tell that story, and when she gets to the part where "...and then Meryl Streep and Cher came running down the alley and chased the guy away" there is no way people will believe her.

I was unhappy when I learned I had two vaginas, till I met a woman who had none.

My niece and nephew

have albinism too

and their eyes are blue.

How did she get in your underpants?

also, caller ID