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"What? You actually expect me to clean??? That's not what I came here for. You're a weirdo. I'm out!"

Well, it's not a trebuchet, so ....

★☆☆☆☆

"Pictures DO NOT show just how bad this place is. We LITERALLY SLEPT OUTSIDE. And I think the owner is mute! He didn't speak even once the entire time. Any time you asked for something he'd either give it to you, or point, or shrug. I mean ... I have nothing against mutes, but come on. You're hosting an Airbnb, how are you not going to talk, or have a chalkboard or something? Especially when the place is in a literal JUNGLE."

Shit, are you kidding? That's the retirement plan. The ones who don't get killed in their 20s/30s look forward to the day they can retire and die from the beetus.

Balrog sized Gollum any day. 100 Balrogs of any size would still have their magic. Gollum would just be strong from being large.