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fizdup306 karma

First I'd like to say thank you. I wouldn't be here without you (I am British).

What did you think of England when you first arrived from the States?

fizdup83 karma

Thanks for getting back to me. Was there a big difference between the commercial goods you could get in Britain compared to the US? For example, there is a big legend that the American GIs could supply the British ladies with Nylons, how true was that?

fizdup25 karma

I thought you were Niles?

fizdup14 karma

I am constantly at a loss as to how Americans manage to procreate at all. In Britain, we don't do dating. What we do is this:

1 - Get totally drunk. 2 - Smack the lips on some equally drunk lady.

If she knocks you back, then it's ok, because you know, you were drunk and it didn't mean anything.

If she reciprocates the lip smacking, then hurrah!

What is this "dating" thing you all go on about?

fizdup2 karma

Roughly how much have you had enough of Gamalan music?