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Seems impractical

What, you don't like shrimp tails full of warm pus?

If your were a man, I would suggest the standard response of "too much masturbating to porn with a death grip" But... Do you use a vibrator to masturbate regularly?

I ask because I've been with women who basically developed a sexual preference for their vibrator and couldn't enjoy sex without it.

Try mojoupgrade.com! It lets you each privately enter the stuff you're interested in or willing to consider, and tells you what you guys should try without revealing that only one of you is interested in midgets in latex.

Start with "the ethical slut" and lots of conversation before anyone does anything regrettable. It's possible, but it's a minefield. Tread carefully and your dreams may (eventually) ... get some kind of wake up call and satisfy some of your desires.