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Who rips the biggest farts on set?

Yeah dude, I got an excel spreadsheet tracking the faps of my life since faphood.

Hi guys Master Fapper here, AMA, the OP is lying her bush off. I've seen her in a pornpros vid with Bruce somethingrather, and he has a dick the size of a normal persons arm, and the faces, screams, and orgasms, the OP had were like nothing I have ever seen from her and I believe I have fapped to her 12 times.

I've sold more books than the OP on Amazon (no joke, you can dig deep in my comments to confirm--I have a few big time sellers). To answer your question about editing, here's the best advice you'll ever get. When you're starting out and have a very limited readership, get a friend to do it. Don't invest anything major into your writing, besides time. Treat it like a hobby. I know for me, my best selling book (it's slowed down quite a bit but it's still sold 800k+ worldwide), I published it on Amazon after I got a girl I was seeing at the time to look it over, she was an editor on some blog or something. I bought her a nice dinner for her work, that's it. When I started selling a number of books, and I started noticing the 3 star reviews ("Good book but was this even edited lol?") I hired a pro to fix it--that's the beauty of epublishing, you can fix things on the fly as you get feedback. Now though when I write under that name because I have I have a following (twitter, facebook and email) I pay a professional to edit my work because I know I can sell a certain amount of books to recover. Most books will never recover that 3k investment you speak of-- I mean, I have books written under my real name that have sold in the 10's to 100's, and they're great books. There's one a scifi, it's the absolute greatest thing I've written, I don't think it's sold 1 copy in 2016. No one's going to tell you this, but the gold rush is over on Amazon, right now it has more to do with luck, and fanbase power than anything else. So until you have a following and have actually sold books, don't hire a professional editor.

What was she like? Tell us a nice memory.