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fairshoulders31 karma

Nobody can put away prison hooch like a social club of middle aged women. They're like a force of nature; towering mighty visions of Viking warrior goddesses, swearing and stumbling and vomiting away the afternoon of their life...

fairshoulders19 karma

Whenever my mother would leave a job, she would always leave with binders full of internal memos and dirt on their processes. She could then use that info to excell in her next job. It is a similar maneuver to the "buy two kinds of holiday cards and copy the greeting from one to the other as the handwritten greeting" maneuver.

So my question is, what are you going to take with you from Sinclair?

Also, be sure to use up your vacation and ill time before you go. It eases the transition and ensures you get its value.

fairshoulders10 karma

QUACK.

ftfy.

fairshoulders8 karma

'the people that comprehend run away with shit uphill'?

Edit: No, Google Translate did not get a "Translate from Gibberish" button. But I am waiting.

fairshoulders6 karma

Being paranoid that your brother will damage your toys, in my opinion, falls squarely in the range of "normal".