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faintpremonition804 karma

Turned into a snowman and changed musical genres.

faintpremonition151 karma

I don't have a question for you, but I hope you find peace after this tragedy. I know that events like these are largely immune to the mere passing of time, and I hope you continue to seek help.

faintpremonition137 karma

I had to verify with my wife that this actually happened in the books. I was hoping you were making this up.

faintpremonition97 karma

The definition of a bug turned feature.

faintpremonition94 karma

And when they can't answer, and can't get an answer from the shift manager, don't order the shrimp.

It's shrimp, not a basic human right.

Also, don't go to Olive Garden.