I went to a shop like OP's in Panama City Beach and was sampling hoy sauces. I asked the guy at the. counter what the hottest thing they had was and he pulled out some concentrated ghost pepper sauce. I asked if I could sample it and he laughed and said sure. I poured it on a cracker like it was salsa. He started to warn me but before he could finish I tossed it in my mouth. All the employees just stopped what they were doing and starred at me.
I said, "yeah, it has a kick to it"
The guy just smiled and told me to wait a few minutes, it'll really kick in.
I walked around the store for a second as it really started to heat up. It wasnt long before I realized I had really fucked up.
I turned and looked out the open door and acted like my girlfriend and brother were calling me from outside.
(I didnt want the employees to see how bad it was started to sting).
As soon as I walked out the entrance my GF and brother were asking me if I was OK. I told them what I did and my girlfriend just rolled her eyes and asked if I was retarded.
The pain was intense and just kept growing. I could barely talk. I sat on a bence and just looked down with my mouth open, drooling all over the place. My GF told me to get some water and all I could do was throw my wallet at her.
For the next hour I was in so much pain, then my stomach started to burn. It was a really shitty time, and I love hot stuff. Never again.
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I went to a shop like OP's in Panama City Beach and was sampling hoy sauces. I asked the guy at the. counter what the hottest thing they had was and he pulled out some concentrated ghost pepper sauce. I asked if I could sample it and he laughed and said sure. I poured it on a cracker like it was salsa. He started to warn me but before he could finish I tossed it in my mouth. All the employees just stopped what they were doing and starred at me.
I said, "yeah, it has a kick to it" The guy just smiled and told me to wait a few minutes, it'll really kick in. I walked around the store for a second as it really started to heat up. It wasnt long before I realized I had really fucked up.
I turned and looked out the open door and acted like my girlfriend and brother were calling me from outside. (I didnt want the employees to see how bad it was started to sting). As soon as I walked out the entrance my GF and brother were asking me if I was OK. I told them what I did and my girlfriend just rolled her eyes and asked if I was retarded.
The pain was intense and just kept growing. I could barely talk. I sat on a bence and just looked down with my mouth open, drooling all over the place. My GF told me to get some water and all I could do was throw my wallet at her. For the next hour I was in so much pain, then my stomach started to burn. It was a really shitty time, and I love hot stuff. Never again.
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