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extraperson198860 karma

This is not really relevant to the thread, but I have a kind of funny story. I went to a massage parlor, did it, had fun. Afterwards I talked to the girl, and I found out that her cat had given birth to kittens. She didn't know what to do with them, and seemed pretty worried. She didn't want to give them to the pound, and she only wanted to give them away to "nice" people. She said I seemed really nice, and asked if I wanted one. It just so happened that I had just moved into the area, and making a new animal friend sounded awesome, so I said yes. She brought me to a back room and there were a bunch of kittens, and I got to choose the best looking one out of 6. She was extremely happy, and begged me to send her pictures of the kitten growing up. She even said she would give me half off if I ever came back with the kitten. Overall pretty awesome.

Unfortunately it turns out that I'm allergic to cats. I found a nice family on craigslist within a couple days, and gave the kitten to them.

extraperson19889 karma

19 years old...you're so fucking smart. I'm 25 and I just figured out how the internet works.

extraperson19887 karma

How much did you make? If you paid $50k a year in federal taxes, as a married man with dependents, that means you made less than $250k a year?

extraperson19885 karma

The only concern I have is the evil trickery I can see happening. What if a girl intentionally leads you on just to find out who you are, and then promptly blows up her feed to humiliate you? Or she doesn't even have to do that, she'll just make fun of you with her friends?

extraperson19883 karma

To show he wasn't whistleblowing for money