everyone_wins

Don't be black, don't be black... Oh good, they're all white.

I would like to see a one hour special with the ambiguously gay duo. Maybe tell the hilarious story of how they met and have them fight some crime in a really gay way. The shorts on snl always left me wanting more. I'm sure I could enjoy 30-60 minutes of the ambiguously gay duo, probably for several episodes.

Alexander,

I'm a huge fan of yours and I believe that you won your first fight against Jones. You out boxed him the entire time and took him down at will. His face looked like a melon at the end of the fight while you only bore a small cut on your head.

I don't think Jones is that good of a fighter (certainly not the immortal, untouchable, dominant champion he likes to think he is) once you take away the size advantage, and you proved that in your first fight.

What did you learn from that first fight, and what do you plan on doing differently to secure the win in your next fight?