evangelion933

All the benefits are... erotic. err, exotic... I mean, they're not what you'd expect with most careers.

It happened to a friend. Yeah, a friend.

I was going to upvote this, but there were already 69 upvotes. Couldn't touch that.

I'm so sorry for the injustices you suffered. If it makes you feel better, I made you a brownie in my easy bake oven. They don't taste good, because I made them in an easy bake oven, but it's the thought that counts.

Why would anybody do something like that? I can't think of any reason that I would. After I'm dead, I won't need my body. But there are so many people whose lives it could save...