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euphoric_planet3420 karma

Bill Murray just sang happy birthday to you. You lucky son of a bitch.

euphoric_planet2729 karma

What is something you were surprised existed because you found it on the internet?

euphoric_planet2172 karma


New York's hottest club is "UNGHSTH".

Owned by wheelchair-bound crime vigilante Stephen Nighthawking and located in a back alleyway full of deflated basketballs and rubber ducks from an abandoned orphanage, this club has everything...

Spleezos, Charlton Heston dressed in drag, A moose ventriloquist, human bowling pins...

EDIT: thanks for my first ever gold, anonymous redditor!

euphoric_planet1128 karma

It's that thing like when...a bunch of midgets line up in underwear and red beanies, and people take turns throwing the deflated basketballs at them until they fall over...

hands in front of mouth

euphoric_planet591 karma

Thanks so much for taking the time to answer. Could I ask what specifically about them was so surprising? Or was it just the fact that they exist at all that was surprising?

Another Q: what would you like to do once you graduate?