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essentially151 karma2014-12-05 20:50:00 UTC
For a special thrill next time your down there let her think you going to use your tongue, but actually touch a 9 volt battery there instead. She'll hate it but the thigh spasms will finally crack that sore spot in your neck.
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essentially20 karma2016-05-16 17:17:14 UTC
At your core, do you consider yourself a stand-up or an actor?
essentially151 karma
For a special thrill next time your down there let her think you going to use your tongue, but actually touch a 9 volt battery there instead. She'll hate it but the thigh spasms will finally crack that sore spot in your neck.
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