emmian

• Are there any cards that you regret creating?
  
• How do you pick the charities to which you donate?

Black:

• I bleached my eyeballs after watching a video of ____ on Youtube.
  
• If you thought ____ broke the internet, just wait until you see ____!

White:

• Fedoras... fedoras everywhere...
  
• Waking up to discover your photo has been turned into a meme.
  
• Discovering your supervisor's amateur porn video.

What is your favorite event that you attended in your turtle costume?