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It seems like there was a significant amount of anti-Trump advertisement on Facebook that originated from Russia, as well as the well-reported anti-Hillary advertisements. Could these be legitimate attempts to earn money through ad clicks, rather than a massive conspiracy to foment political discord? Or does Russia really have that much of a grip on Americans' psyches that a few thousand dollars in advertisements on the internet can wreak so much havoc?

Are those adult expos as bacchanalian as I imagine them to be, or do people keep it pretty professional?

I can't make a hot dog without apologizing, but only because they keep splitting apart in the microwave... I can't seem to get the timing right. 😕

Two cowboys walk into a saloon: Harrison McGurst and Bruno McGillicutty.

Harrison loves drinking whiskey and getting in fights and mugging people. Bruno loves drinking grog and shooting horses and lighting stagecoaches on fire.

Who do you befriend if you have to rob the local bank? Bear in mind that they're both decent shots, with Bruno being a better shot from distance. But they're both drunk a lot of the time, too. And Harrison is a ladies' man.

Also, you have a tank, but it has to be pulled by horses. Harrison and Bruno are both good riders.

Do you think we are all here for a reason? Or are we just trash that can be thrown away? Or is it somewhere in-between?