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electric_sandwich60 karma

This guy was completely innocent, but did as you did and told the police everything believing he would be fine because he was innocent and did nothing wrong.

There is only one word you should ever say to the police: Lawyer.

electric_sandwich15 karma

...to other men.

electric_sandwich13 karma

Have your anonymous sources figured out a way to blame this on russian hacking yet?

electric_sandwich12 karma

We have never recorded birth. We don't even know where it happens!

Eh, are you really a scientist? Pretty obvious that they give birth in the ocean.

electric_sandwich7 karma

I'm not sure I want to know what "skin slippage" is...