elcarath

If you didn't own your llama, what exactly was the situation? It seems odd to me that you'd be showing somebody else's llama.

Shoe covers are more for the surgeon than for the patient - stuff on the floor isn't considered sterile anyways. But if the surgeon wants to risk getting blood and bile on their $400 Ferragamo loafers...

There is a nonzero probability that the marker actually was a buttfucker and was so creeped out by your unerring accuracy that s/he marked you higher out of fear.

I read this at my desk and don't dare consult Google to find out what a pink sock is. My imagination has gone into overdrive to compensate.

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When you say materials are reaching their half lives, do you mean it in the sense of radioactive decay? Or is there some other use of 'half life' that I'm not familiar with?