eithris

i think sharks vary too much in size for that to be a good versions of the horse and duck thing. there are tiny sharks, small enough a pelican could eat one, and there are huge sharks, but pelicans fall in a much smaller size range. 100 pelicans the size of a great white would be scary.

did a congressman just get schooled by a redditor?

if you ever find the right guy, are you still able/do you want to have children? or does the nature of your injury mess up that part of your biology?

do you get, or do you think you'd get, any kind of satisfaction or contentment out of cuddling or kissing if the emotional connection was there?