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Hello there Kurt. Two things.

You told a joke on stage at hot tub in march 2014 about washing machines. I have been hoping to hear that joke told again since then because my twin and I were laughing so hard from your show we couldn't hear the end of the joke. (we asked to take a picture with you after the show. big blond dudes, i was the fat one. lost 30 pounds since then)

You seem to have lived a very interesting and unique life, which has given you a very interesting and unique view on life, i.e. that we only want to meet God when we are drunk, that eating a pocket egg is incredibly sad, etc. How do you think your view influences your comedy? How does your wife influence your comedy?

edit: ever heard of sonder? its a made up word but i think you would like it.

hi graham. i posted too.

apparently the washing machine was actually a trash compactor. something about "oh this is a big washing machine" as you threw your clothes into a bedroom. the front desk said you didn't have a washing machine what did you put your clothes into. thats all i can really remember.

It isn't on the special that is the 21 minute cut

hey. buck up champ. at least you are cognizant of your flaws and trying to work on them. that's why we all love to listen and laugh with you.