eddiemon

Presumably with a PhD from Princeton you had a decent number of opportunities to teach and research at universities.

Oh sweet summer child.

I vote for badass bionic nipple. Not really sure what a bionic nipple would do exactly, but make sure it has bluetooth capability!

I hate that I know what you're talking about.

Household lasers can't penetrate clothing though.

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The only answer is military-grade class 10000 laser that will burn through your clothes AND the flesh of your enemies.

Redditing is hard work man.