ectopunk

I always thought it was "Wocka Wocka"!

You're thinkin' Pacman.

In other words, how do you stay afloat?

Considering your impressive body of work, why do you suppose you have been snubbed by Literary Review for its well known annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award, as well as Oprah's Book Club? Also, how's that novel you been writing coming along, hmmm?

You know, that novel, the one you told me about, the one you been thinking on, that idea you mentioned, hmm, how's it, coming along, hmmm?

Hi, and thanks for taking the time to do this AMA! What do you do for a living?