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There's a buffet near me that charges people for any food left on their plate. What do you think about that kind of policy? Do you think it's sensible, or risks driving customers away? Is wasted food a serious enough problem to necessitate such strict measures?

At my shop we used to say "Spandex tights are a privilege, not a right."

Also codpieces. Please, dear god, wear codpieces.

edit: dear Expert Movie Buffs, we all know it's from Hackers. No one has contested that, it's been brought up several times. I've seen Hackers approximately 3495730894 times myself I am aware, but it's still something we said at our shop, slightly edited to make it more ren fair specific. Calm down.

Blink twice if you're being forced to say that.

Learned this one the hard way. Still, having a robot servant does make me feel strangely powerful.

At least until the robot uprising happens.

Freshly shaved legs (or hairless legs, in OP's case) on clean sheets is like physical magic. Remember being a kid and swimming or playing in the sprinkler and then changing out of your wet clothes and taking a nap? It's like the concentrated form of that.