eatthomaspaine

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eatthomaspaine2494 karma2012-10-02 22:02:31 UTC

New life goal: shit at a millionaire's house party.

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eatthomaspaine104 karma2017-06-10 23:34:23 UTC

He could be your ex in a few months time

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eatthomaspaine101 karma2013-08-30 21:26:42 UTC

Your responses are the best.

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eatthomaspaine72 karma2015-03-17 01:53:37 UTC

He does all those things between 6 and 10 a.m. and winds down for bed at 11.

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eatthomaspaine47 karma2018-12-16 02:45:49 UTC

Think my favorite was his impression of a 5 year old with a beard. "I don't like having a beawd, it huwts!! It HUWTS!!" Even stomps his foot for that extra effect.

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