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eatonsht75 karma

I wouldn't want to mess with Chiwetel, I heard he is a red belt in Jiu Jitsu

eatonsht18 karma

Obligatory question mark? I worked for quick trip (a midwest gasnstation) for a year. They taught me how to count back change, for which I am ever grateful, otherwise they can suck a bag of dicks. I got written up for asking a dude if he was going to get it on after he bought a box of condoms. In hindsight it was a little insensitive, but in my 15 year old virgin addled mind it was a legitimate question.

The manager always made me restock the freezer and fill up ice bags while he did fuck all. When i asked him why he didn't do anything, he said it was because he was the manager. Fuck you Randy, you lazy piece of shit

eatonsht9 karma

Oil, metal and loads of pussy amirite?

Thanks for the reply

eatonsht9 karma

I would have respected that level of savage. I always knew to step back when I was pwned. Kudos to you sir

eatonsht6 karma

Can you comment on the Hilina Slump? What are the chances of a catastrophic slide into the ocean and a resulting tsunami?