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Can you tell her that when she dropped her credit card on my foot in John Lewis, Brent Cross, North London in 1998 and the guy who handed it back to her who then blurted out something about being in love with her since Home And Away and was just terribly awkward and not in a good Hugh Grant way is still definitely in love with her but is now definitely less awkward.

Its been bothering me for a while and I hate to think she's still thinking badly of me.

K thanks bye

A twisted firestarter?

She's not dead

What happened with hardest part? That's my favourite song.

Hi Nick, old Parmiters alum here. Saw you in the Viking chippy on St Alban's road a while back. I think you bought the Wayne special kebab. My mate is the actual Wayne who invented it. How was it?