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In the high stakes Competitive Horse Dancing Circuit, one man will make you believe a horse can get down.

.cue jungle boogie.

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a horse can't have funk!

Part of that may be producers looking to fabricate pseudo reality bs. The one where they electrocute Adam as a prank was because of a producer they got rid of.

Another internet comment I like to imagine one human saying aloud to another.

So your piece One Night With Tentacles, does it get into the life of a powerful business tentacle with a hectic stressful schedule and its chance encounter and eventual seduction of a fascinating creative woman?

I've had enough tentacle rape. I need tentacle romance.

"Well, it's no tentacles but I guess I can work with this."