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dwmfives74 karma

Honestly property is not a shitty thing to be classified as in the US. Lot's of property rights. I'm not sure about sentient classification, but it would nice to see a pet classification. Something more powerful than "you shot my microwave," but something less powerful than "you shot my child."

dwmfives54 karma

Why would you not keep your money in the bank because you've robbed banks? That's not how banks work. Even if a thief stole every dollar a bank had, your account is still protected by legally required federal insurance, up to 6 digit amounts.

Edit: I'm a dumbass....

/u/NyrobiSwank_69 "Because depositing thousands of dollars is a paper trail? "

dwmfives51 karma

This comment makes me feel old.

dwmfives37 karma

Did I read that right? Amy Schumer wanted to do wrestling?

dwmfives12 karma

If they skirt it, they either can't tell, or don't want to. Am I the only that was raised that it's rude to ask someone about their income? I realize this is an AMA, but damn, if someone doesn't wanna answer, they aren't obligated based on your curiosity.