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I dunno if 18/hr would be enough to have huge dudes swinging medieval weapons at me all night. Damn. You'd think those guys would at least make a good salary.

Huh. I bet even giving you a citation is pretty pointless given how off the grid you probably are. You could pretty much just laugh off any typical citation, not like you're going to run into them ever again.

For sure. I've just given up on trying to define what it is that makes my boat float anymore. If it gives me a boner I'm jacking off to it, that simple.

Good on you for not doing it. Girl had to have been a complete fucking cunt to try and get laid at her own fucking bachelor party. Feel sorry for the guy who married her.

That is goddamn robbery. My first internship sitting at a desk all day started at 20 and I never even finished college.

On the other hand yeah I don't have to risk life and limb to get paid, but I'm sure the fun factor made up for the lame hourly rate.