dude187

You should have just tricked him and told him there was a grease fire at the bar.

Ordinarily I would agree with you, but that stuff is like a centerpoint of the show. It's not like those questions are the top questions of every AMA. They just happen to be one of the things that is prominently at the front of your mind when you think of the show.

HOW COME WE NEVER PLAY NIGHTCRAWLERS ANYMORE?

I picture him spreading his legs and watching the water level get closer and closer to his balls until he flushes.

"Wait for it... Wait for it... FLUSH! Whew that was a close one, two inches away that time!"

FBI: "Because, fuck you, that's why."