duckspunk

Why are there no species of bears indigenous to the African continent?

Hi Mr. Spiner! I'm aspiring porn actor seeking acting advice. I have particularly pendulous balls. My balls hang really low. I'm afraid I might lose jobs because the actual penetration is obscured by my very heavy balls. So... can you help me with that? I just thought there might be some scrotum-tightening exercises we could do.

Just kidding, I just really like your webseries. What's your favorite part of making it?

PS downvoters, it's a quote from Fresh Hell.