duckmuffins

You don't know how jealous I am of your job.

So your dog can boss around the actual Airport Operations Officers?

That seems to work for me every time, except I have to swallow right after. Nothing else really does it for me besides that.

The title literally says "I parachute into disaster zones". I don't know what your strategy behind that lie was, but it certainly doesn't give you or who you work for any credibility.

You're very brave. I truly respect that and wish the best for you.