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dspman113071 karma

A guy opens his door and gets squirted with a dildo and you think that of me?

dspman11137 karma

I pocket-dialed 911 once without realizing it, and the dispatcher actually called me back to ensure I wasn't in need of help. Which was nice, but freaked me the hell out because I was alone in a park in the middle of the night and I began getting paranoid and then sprinted to the nearest area with lights and people.

dspman1133 karma

I'm sure Eli's wife is pleased and grateful, then.

dspman1113 karma

He's from Europe, I'm assuming the UK. He's over the legal age there.