dspman113071 karma2013-08-13 21:33:53 UTC
A guy opens his door and gets squirted with a dildo and you think that of me?
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dspman11306 karma2017-06-09 15:22:26 UTC
That man has the largest penis I've ever seen
dspman11137 karma2013-11-30 15:41:32 UTC
I pocket-dialed 911 once without realizing it, and the dispatcher actually called me back to ensure I wasn't in need of help. Which was nice, but freaked me the hell out because I was alone in a park in the middle of the night and I began getting paranoid and then sprinted to the nearest area with lights and people.
dspman1133 karma2013-12-17 21:55:25 UTC
I'm sure Eli's wife is pleased and grateful, then.
dspman1113 karma2013-10-14 14:26:02 UTC
He's from Europe, I'm assuming the UK. He's over the legal age there.
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