drillosuar140 karma2019-01-19 00:04:28 UTC
Have you considered a life of cyber crime? You already have a lair, and a tragic backstory. Now you just need a cool name and an outlandish outfit.
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drillosuar56 karma2018-05-20 16:17:19 UTC
Ask my wife. Our boys were off the chart in head size. Still calls me a Neanderthal headed bastard. I take it as a compliment.
drillosuar43 karma2019-07-16 13:39:56 UTC
My dad tried, but was unsuccessful. I was pretty young, but I remember him wishing he had a better antenna.
drillosuar27 karma2018-05-20 16:35:02 UTC
She was warned by my mom to never have kids with me.
drillosuar17 karma2017-12-26 21:58:19 UTC
Did you rush to the slide to get away from the crash, or to go before the people who had peed their pants?
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