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drillosuar140 karma

Have you considered a life of cyber crime? You already have a lair, and a tragic backstory. Now you just need a cool name and an outlandish outfit.

drillosuar56 karma

Ask my wife. Our boys were off the chart in head size. Still calls me a Neanderthal headed bastard. I take it as a compliment.

drillosuar43 karma

My dad tried, but was unsuccessful. I was pretty young, but I remember him wishing he had a better antenna.

drillosuar27 karma

She was warned by my mom to never have kids with me.

drillosuar17 karma

Did you rush to the slide to get away from the crash, or to go before the people who had peed their pants?