drfeelokay

Hey Professor,

Pretend you're evil for a second. All you want is the best freaking oil you can get, morality be damned. Whale or palm?

It taught me a lot about humanity and why we have the need for the survival of the fittest.

That's a villan origin story if I've ever heard one.

He claimed he would only play the role if they ensured that his character would never be a “rat.”

Considering that he's probably the greatest comedic mafia actor of all time, whose comedy is almost entirely about mafia guys being unenlightened weirdos with odd hangups - he knows exactly why that seems funny and a little myopic to us. I have a feeling it's a form of benign trolling.

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Sacrimone?