drdancake

I think that depends on what you define 'professional pancake artist' as.

To the best of my knowledge, I'm the only person who's bought himself a mobile kit and rents time out to do private parties and corporate events where I'm actually taking live requests from large numbers of real people, face to face.

The bulk of my competition seems to be for media attention and advertising gigs (like, hey man, will you draw this thing on video for a commercial we're working on). And all my rival pancake artists seem to be dads cooking for their kids...I'm the one schmuck who was just desperate for tips at a diner.

I'm particularly fond of Brek Nebel of PancakeBREKfast...he's the reason I started using such vibrant colors in my pancakes, and he's also REALLY FREAKING GOOD at drawing. Check him out.

MORAMARCO I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU

You posted the picture, that Brent Holzapfel took, that landed me on the today Show. You ROCK, my friend. You catalyzed the weirdest fucking career in the world

And I'm still pretty partial to 'The Dancake Van'. It's easy to remember.

I like you too, cat with giant boobs.

I never, EVER turn requests down. I've done titties, I've done assholes, I've done vaginas, I've done penises inside of vaginas, I've done papa smurf with a massive hardon...last week I had a request for 'A giant penis riding a motorcycle with the text I was born to watch my penis ride'. They got such a kick out of it.

I draw the line at hateful stuff. Nazi iconography, hateful or threatening messages, misogyny, the usual PR-suicide bag. I have no interest in promoting that agenda, nor in setting fire to everything I've worked towards.

WAFFLES KILLED MY FAMILY

I mean they're delicious. It's just more awkward to try illustrating with them. I love anything that offers you the chance to eat pockets of butter and syrup with every bite.