drcalmeacham

...I was also given the task of re-educating the Germans in democracy.

"Well, Hans, looks like all the guards voted to dunk your head in the latrine again."

Pro-tip: don't ever throw a knife or an axe in a self-defense situation. Scoring a disabling hit is extremely difficult, so it's more likely you're just throwing away your best chance at surviving the encounter. What's more, you would be offering your assailant a deadly weapon to use on you.

If Chris Farley and David Spade had continued rehashing the same basic plot in movie after movie, I would have watched and loved every single one. Now I'm sad. :(

Do you include mouthfeel in your pizza reviews?

Not enough people appreciate just how deadly is a vehicle wielded with appropriate malice.