http://www.reddit.com/user/downvotethiscontent
downvotethiscontent2278 karma2012-12-01 17:12:45 UTC
If movies are in any way reflective of real life, you are going to become Patient 0 of the Super-AIDS virus. If I had to speculate, one day you'll drive your 2 hours, and get your final injection like normal. Then, some computer will start beeping and buzzing. Cut to a panicked doctor, "Mother of God, his AIDS level is off the charts!" Cut back to you, your nose is bleeding (never, EVER a good sign in any movie, ever), then its a close up on your eyes, they go black. The scene cuts out. You wake up in a forest next to ten naked men. They're all dead, of AIDS. You have no idea how it happened, all of the sudden a phone rings. It's not yours, you answer, they tell you to run. Click. You run and hide, a team of killers rushes in searching for you. You hide, they leave. You call your best friend and ask for help, you tell her to meet you in Paris at the Trocadéro, but you don't show up. You go to Berlin, that's where you stashed the chandelier.
View HistoryShare Link
downvotethiscontent1635 karma2012-12-01 17:19:18 UTC
Also, I appreciate what you are doing for AIDS research.
downvotethiscontent354 karma2013-07-19 13:42:25 UTC
[deleted]
downvotethiscontent90 karma2014-03-16 15:58:33 UTC
downvotethiscontent56 karma2014-09-06 13:06:07 UTC
downvotethiscontent2278 karma
If movies are in any way reflective of real life, you are going to become Patient 0 of the Super-AIDS virus. If I had to speculate, one day you'll drive your 2 hours, and get your final injection like normal. Then, some computer will start beeping and buzzing. Cut to a panicked doctor, "Mother of God, his AIDS level is off the charts!" Cut back to you, your nose is bleeding (never, EVER a good sign in any movie, ever), then its a close up on your eyes, they go black. The scene cuts out. You wake up in a forest next to ten naked men. They're all dead, of AIDS. You have no idea how it happened, all of the sudden a phone rings. It's not yours, you answer, they tell you to run. Click. You run and hide, a team of killers rushes in searching for you. You hide, they leave. You call your best friend and ask for help, you tell her to meet you in Paris at the Trocadéro, but you don't show up. You go to Berlin, that's where you stashed the chandelier.
View HistoryShare Link