double-xor

You have some kind of chicken shredder? Does it remove the bones automatically??

I presume epilepsy (even managed) is a disqualifying condition?

How can you be anonymous? What if your kidney sees this and recognizes you? /s

Seriously, this is great. Real question: how much pain is there in donating?

Cool. Yeah, when I get the chicken home, it’s faster to just put on some gloves and tear it apart.

Do you get an employee discount on the chicken?

Any medical restrictions, like you can’t have epilepsy?